TANJOOBERRYMUTTS lol !

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND " TANJOOBERRYMUTTS "...

 In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the way it is

 spoken....... ......... ........

 Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term " TANJOOBERRYMUTTS ".

 With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

 Now, here goes...

 The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service today......

 Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

 Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

 Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin ! Joowish to oddor sunteen ???"

 Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

 Room Service: "Ow ulai den ?"

 Guest: ".....What ??"

 Room Service: "Ow ulai den ?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd ?"

 Guest: "Oh, the eggs ! How do I like them ? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

 Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse ?"

 Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

 Room Service: "Hokay.. An sahn toes ?"

 Guest: "What ?"

 Room Service: "An toes.. ulai sahn toes ?"

 Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

 Room Service: "No ?  Udo wan sahn toes ???"

 Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

 Room Service: "Toes ! Toes !...Why Uoo don wan toes ? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter ?"

 Guest: "Oh, English muffin !!! I've got it ! You were saying 'toast'...  Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be

 fine."

 Room Service: "We botter ?"

 Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

 Room Service: "Wad ?!?"

 Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

 Room Service: "Copy ?"

 Guest: "Excuse me ?"

 Room Service: "Copy...tea.. meel ?"

 Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

 Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

 Guest: "Whatever you say."

 RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."

 Guest: "You're welcome"

 Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ........and you do,

 don't you !  :-)  :-)