Story about Ah Singh

Someone mailed this to me..
kinda funny LOLs!

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Credits to W.L. CHIANG (wlchiang_my@hotmail.com)

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1. A Singh who is a sailor?
Karpal Singh

2. A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
Yam Singh

3. A Singh who is digging a hole?
Menggali Singh

4. A Singh who likes to slap people?
Tau Ba Singh

5. A Singh who is a gangster?
SamSingh

6. A Singh who is lost?
MisSingh

7. A Singh who is noisy?
BisSingh

8. A Singh who likes herbs?
Gin Singh

9. A Singh who kills people?
AssasSingh

10. A Singh with one ball?
BalwrantSingh (Ball One Singh)

11. A Singh with two balls?
BalanSingh (as in balancing)

12. A Singh with three balls?
AMAZING!!!!

13. A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?
Kuldip Singh (Cold Deep Sink)

14. A Singh who likes to drink soyabean milk?
YeohHupSingh

15. A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
No lah, not Titanic Singh. He's KaramSingh!

16. A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
Relax Singh

17. A Singh who is a lousy Sikh?
OwtarSingh (Hokkien)

18. A Singh who likes roundabout?
PuSingh

19. A Singh who is flying around on a broom?
Sou Pah Singh (扫把星)

20. A Singh who is a three-star general?
Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese)

21. If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own cuntry, what will they name their currency as?
Mata Wang Ah Singh (wang asing) =.="

22. Then, what do you call a Singh who likes scolding people?
TiewNiaSingh LoL!!!